Because I’m such an expert. But it’s turning out to be a lot harder then originally anticipated. Especially because the professor wants me to do that thing where you have to use the text to support your points. I mean who does that any more? It’s stupid. Why do response papers have to be so abstract? I’m a science major. Give me rate laws and phospholipid membranes, not what explains evil. I don’t know what explains evil. I didn’t make it. How am I supposed to know why it exists? I’m 18! Ugh! College, why are you trying to make me think about deep shit like this? I was perfectly content with just thinking about shallow things like kinetics.